if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

(Source: hunterandrewpence, via tortillah)

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condorn:

tinychatter:

condorn:

sorry i cant hear you over my freedom(:

sorry i cant hear you over my free health care(:

if you cant hear guess there’s a problem with that healthcare

(Source: condom, via humorking)

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mormondad:

if you see a plus sign next to my url when someone reblogged something from me click on it and you will become a millionaire trust me this is not a scam

(Source: mormondad2, via fake-mermaid)

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17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

(via beautifulysarcastic)

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syosama:

when ppl start talkin shit about someone who treated you like garbage

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(via tortillah)

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hiphopium:

CASH RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME

thecutestofthecute:

Dogs with butterflies ehe he heimage

Dogs with butterflies oho ho hoimage

Dogs with butterflies aha ha ha

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

me: *goes to bed at 5am*

me: *is shocked, angry and doesnt understand why i keep waking up at noon*

(via tortillah)

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